Twelve Lords-a-Leaping
“I’d like to say that I believe in God but as a thinking person who cares about the world around him there are two very good reasons why I simply can’t. A) Wasps. Can’t see the point of a wasp, can you? Absolutely pointless. B) Caviar. I mean, really, what is the point of having caviar locked away inside sturgeon? So inaccessible. I’m sure if there were a real God, he would have arranged for caviar to toddle on over to your house on a pair of little legs in a self-opening jar.”
Day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
