Spammers Start Class War

Tony Blair may have wanted everyone to believe that class divisions are no longer relevant but this morning’s batch of spam has proved him to be foolishly blind to reality.

“I very much enjoyed visiting your middle-class guestbook. I will tell my son, so he can enjoy it too.”

Thanks to “George,” Miss Mussel can now spend the weekend overcome with middle-class anxiety about her clearly ineffectual attempts to create what should appear to others as an obviously upper-class guestbook. It’s even got a Burberry cover. Honestly.

*The fact that The Omniscient Mussel does not have a guestbook has been relegated to the red herring pile for the purposes of this post.

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