#Operaplot Non-Twitter Entry Form
Earlier in the competition, Miss Mussel promised that you would still be able to enter the competition if you did not have a Twitter account. These were the rules last time and it seemed to make sense to do it again this time. It makes less sense now but rather than exclude those of you that can’t or won’t get a Twitter account, here is the space to post your entry. Promises are promises etc.
But first, a short commercial:
Twitter’s format makes this sort of competition infinitely easy and fun for participants and admin alike. By choosing to enter via comment, you are taking yourself out of the conversation that makes Twitter enjoyable. Signing up is painless and if you really hate it after trying it for the competition week, then simply delete your account.
Miss Mussel is willing to bet that if you put a bit of effort in, follow some people and join in a few conversations, you’ll not want to get rid of it.
(end commercial)
If you haven’t already, take a minute to read the rules, check out Danielle De Niese, the #operaplot judge or peruse the entries from the past competition. You may also like to have a look at the #Operaplot Partners page to determine what prizes are available in your area.
Use the box below to make sure your submission does not exceed the 140 character maximum. Once you are satisfied, copy it (Control C) and paste it (Control V) in the comments below. You can also right-click to accomplish the arts and crafts portion of the entry process.
Very Important: Your entry MUST include the tag #operaplot somewhere. Entries without this will not be forwarded to our judge.
Also Important: You may not enter via email. Twitter or comments, that’s it. Entries via email will not be forwarded to our judge.
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#operaplot of every Gilbert & Sullivan: Topsy-turvy world thwarts love; effete nincompoop participates; problem solved; mass wedding.
#operaplot Dialogues of the Carmelites
And then, there were nun
#operaplot one two three four five six seven eight
#operaplot: Based on famous novel same name, dghtr of bonesetter travels to China and finds mother and self
#operaplot1-Soprano2-Tenor3-Baritone4-Mezzo. 1loves2mistakesfor3.4killsbaby.2saves1from3.3captures4,2.1marries3tosave2.1kills1.3kills2.4wins
#operaplot: Father makes classic mistake of offering to sacrifice first person he sees to win favor with the gods. BIG mistake!
#operaplot:Three flirts, a misshapen dwarf, two big dummies, and a big-deal control freak learn it’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
#operaplot: Boy gives crutch to Jesus, Jesus takes crutch from boy.
#operaplot Nixon in China
#operaplot public opinion forces violinist to save wife. Gods sent to investigate. Party it up in Hell. All ends somewhat confusingly.
#operaplot of Tosca:Jealous singer kills police chief after blabbing about doomed lover’s co-consirator which leads to flight off ramparts
co-conspirator
#operaplot Noisy woman proves immune to anger management therapy for 90 minutes until brother returns to kill their mum who’d killed dad.
#operaplot Town clerk reckons his song’s a shoe-in for marriage until cobbler backs true love for the sake of a decent tune. And Germany.
#operaplot Sshh! Bang! Ouch! OK you win. Aargh! Now your turn to fake it, darling. Bang! Oh Shit! Thump!
#operaplot Toy boy lover starts flower delivery service to date pretty girl and (reluctantly) bails on affair with older woman.
#operaplot Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade without the jokes.
#operaplot Stepmum frowns on her 2 kids’ incest, so father reluctantly has 1 dispatched, t’other sedated. Outcome: excuse for 2 more operas
#operaplot Aided by failed drug induced suicide pact male chaperone beds charge on way to wedding, but revenge fuelled wound=curtains 4 both
#operaplot Also sprach Brünnhilde: “Die Götter sind tot! Die Götter bleiben tot! Und ich habe sie getötet.”
#operaplot Travs:Courtesan tries to turn over new leaf in the country with Mr.Thing.To no avail.Anal dad now knows;too little,too late.
#operaplot: Lyric soprano is fed up with husband & his infernal violin. She’d rather cavort w/ a buzzing fly in Hades. Yes we can-can!
#operaplot Prudish lady moves into country estate. Governess for two creepy kids. Add two sexy ghosts. One big happy family. NOT.
#operaplot J:@#$% H:WANT C B00B13S! S:WANT PRESENTS! H:kk, TITS OR GTFO S:(.)(.) H:ZOMG B00B13S!! S:J-Plate pls H:kk S:ZOMG AM BLOODY & DEAD
#operaplot:Disturbed girl makes sexy dance 4 horny daddy.Pops disgusted with prophet obsession.Girl not disturbed anymore after bloody kiss.
#operaplot:Slavegirl loves enemy hero(YAY!)Daddy angry(uh)They try to escape(YAY!)Slavegirl & hero die in a tomb on floating b flats(uh)
#operaplot:Three flirts, a lovesick dwarf, two big dummies & a double-dealing control freak learn it’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
#operaplot: I’m deeply in love w/ F. Oh, he’s a woman? No problem. Oh, she frees her hubby from prison? Wait–where’s MY happy ending?
#operaplot-Girl playing a boy playing a girl and back to boy ditches aging lover for young hot thang, then all three sing orgasmic trio.
#operaplot. Giulio cesare- Lets see how many countertenors we can fit in one opera.
#operaplot
La Rondine: Fallen woman throws herself into the sea to avoid meeting boyfriend’s mom.
#operaplot
Act I: I get by with a little help from my friends
Act II: Love is all you need.
Act III: You’re going to lose that girl
#operaplot
La Rondine: Woman all at sea over meeting boyfriend’s mom.
(improved version)
#operaplot
Rigoletto: Duke bangs bird, flunkey bags bird.
#operaplot
Don Giovanni: entitled serial rapist/murderer stopped by victim’s monument
#operaplot
Akhnaten: Counter-tenor becomes judge of Next Egyptian Idol Contest, ends up as mummy.
#operaplot:Defiant luscious gypsy meets her Maker at arena(where her matador bf triumphs)after dissing permanent force sad sack.
#operaplot
Akhnaten (Corrected): Counter-tenor becomes judge of Next Egyptian Idol contest, offed, no mummy prize awarded
#operaplot: Notorious rake kills old guy, then laughingly invites old guy’s ghost to dinner. Bad idea. Ghost accepts. Rake gets burned.
#operaplot: Young simpleton shoots swan. Old windbag appalled. Half-crazed woman enlightens Simpleton. Simpleton declared redeemer and king.
#operaplot: Evil queen sends flute-playing prince on bogus mission. Prince toots on flute, wins princess, foils queen. Queen left bereft.
#operaplot Kissed the girls and made them cry/Killed one’s dad and watched him die/Offered chances to repent/
he opted to be Hades sent/Men!
#operaplot: scorned princess dances biblical striptease for pervy stepdad only to find prophet’s eyes closed and his lips bitter-is it love?
#operaplot: cocky lad forges sword, kills dragon, and jumps through fire, only to marry his breastplate-wearing and “hojoto”-shrieking aunt
#operaplot: Oh, say can(‘t) you see, that he only came back (with his new wife) to take away your boy and leave you no option but suicide?
#operaplot: The mirror must have made her look fat – why else would she leave her glamorous lifestyle to starve to death in the desert?
#operaplot: Songwriter laments in major key, fails to follow simple instructions, and succumbs to until-recently-dead wife’s nagging.
#operaplot: Nun fails to think plan through; realizes (almost) too late that suicide won’t reuinite her with son. Luckily: miracle granted!
#operaplot: rotten children escape abusive household only to get lost in the forest, dream of eating, and nearly get eaten themselves.
#operaplot: Midsummer. Engaged couple. Dad hates. Girl splits. Ancients dance. Dad dies, the couple fries – but lives and gets hitched.