Turkey Coma Links
If you lost the race to the couch and are stuck on an upright soft surface, fear not. Miss Mussel is here to make your descent into a deeply satisfying semi-consciousness that much more enjoyable.
Here are some things she has found floating around the interwebs. Items that involves like intellectual stuff like “reading” or similar will be posted tomorrow for those of you who are so beyond capitalistic excess that you aren’t even going to the mall for five minutes to pick up the last of your Christmas shopping. It can be lonely on the moral high ground, so it’s nice to have something to read.
In the meantime, interwebular delights.
- Takin’ it to the peeps: Shane Thor meditates on Thais in pantyhose and heels in the Miss G Train pageant.
- Hypercolor meets hyperparanoia = swine flu masks that change colour with the temperature of your breath. On the plus side, at least you’ll look cool while you’re acting crazy.
- The geopolitical history of the last 400 years as told through primary-coloured bubbles. Reading not required.
- Photographs of film stars and turkeys from Life.com – what?
- This is insane.
- If nothing on this list is doing the trick, Failblog.org will help while away the hours. Nothing brings families together like schadenfreude.
Even though you’re 5 weeks late to the party, Miss Mussel, ever the gracious hostess, wishes all of you south of the 49th a Happy Thanksgiving.
