Brace yourselves dear public, today I give you a song that I love and I have no idea why.

Where are you Christmas? is the theme song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas . I needn’t explain the plot in depth as I am sure you know it well, but for those who don’t, think Paul on the road to Damascus but more Christmasy and a hero that is furry and green.

As for the theme song it self it is nothing but over produced kitsch. But I love it. Is it Faith Hill? Is it the crimped hair? The excessive use of wind machines? I blame it on the triplet-based key change. It gets me every time. Sigh.

No matter. These things happen. All it took was orchestra and Morgen Freeman to convince us that penguins are people too.