Just in case you were wondering, this is the sort of the Miss Mussel gets up to at the weekend. What she certainly doesn’t do is laze about the house reading, listening to music and intending to got the Farmer’s Market but never quite making it because for some reason farmers think noon is a reasonable time to close their stalls. Weirdos.
After a few runs of that, Miss Mussel and her crew usually relax with a round or two of underwater ice hockey. Freediving, of course. SCUBA is for sissies.