How To Tie Your Shoes

You know when you listen to a really horrible recording or go to a show so awful the experience can’t even be redeemed by endlessly making fun of it and you wonder how you can get those minutes of your life back?

While you can’t get those exact minutes back, Miss Mussel has found a workaround for the inflexibility of the space-time continuum, that allows you to reclaim some minutes.

What is this quantum leap?

By doing mundane tasks more efficiently, you can bank extra minutes to compensate for the ones you accidentally wasted on something else.

For example:

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