Curiosities

A Few Words On The Ondes Martenot

Created in 1928 by Maurice Martenot, the ondes Martenot was the first practical electric instrument. On principle it works the same as the theremin but in practice, they are quite different, mostly because the ondes Martenot requires physical contact in order to be played. Except for the addition of a keyboard two or three years after its invention, the ondes Martenot design has not been changed in 80 years.

Martenot was a cellist and was keen to create an instrument that could reproduce vibrato. To accommodate this, Martenot created a keyboard that could move enough to allow a vibration of nearly a half tone on either side of the pitch being played. To modern ears, the large glisses and double-wide vibrato bring to mind sci-fi films from the 60s and 70s. In the hands of a skilled player, however, the machine is capable of startling degrees of sensitivity and delicacy. Volume and articulation are controlled with the left hand via glass push button. The further and more forcefully the button is depressed, the louder and sharper the sound.

Olivier Messiaen first wrote for the instrument in 1937 and quickly became one of its biggest proponents. Prominent parts were given to it in Trois petites liturgies de la présence divine (1943–4) as well as Turangalîla-Symphonie. In Turangalîla, Messiaen chose the ondes Martenot as a way to mimic a goddess figure without being restricted by the range and volume of the human voice.

The instrument has become popular in recent years with artpop musician such as Damon Albarn and Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead.


(How To Disappear Completely, Kid A 200)


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An OM First

It’s annoying on occasion, but for the most part, Miss Mussel doesn’t mind the spam comments that try to append themselves to posts undetected. She finds it fascinating that, all of the sudden, one post can attract so much for no reason. Random carpet spam.

Sometimes the spam writers are quite creative but mostly it’s the same five or six formulae used over and over again. Tropes if you will. Miss Mussel shudders to think of it but perhaps spammers are a metaphor for life: every so often a stroke of genius pokes through but mostly we spend our lives doing the same five or six things on repeat.

Before we all board the train to Big Fat Existential Crisis, let’s have a look at what inspired this post.

Today, The OM site was spammed by the Charles County Children’s Aid Society.
No insurance, porn sites, member enlargers, stamina aids for previously mentioned member, get rich quick schemes or vacation sites. Just a charity for underprivileged children.

In weird sort of way, it worked. Miss Mussel’s curiosity was such that she visited the site to see if it was a front for one of the usual suspects but it appears to be legit. Perhaps Spammer Wanda is seeking a karmic rebalance by including public service announcements in her work. Like Google or your local cable channel.

Stricken From The Record

The following is a list of words that Miss Mussel wishes would just disappear into the ether. These pesky bits of vocab have been soiling arts pages for years now and it’s just getting embarassing. To be fair, they often most often in marketing materials than they do in newspapers…but still.

Miss Mussel has made a pact with herself to strike these words from her vocabulary on a permanent basis. Why? Because they are so overused they are devoid of meaning and, if you read carefully, they are very often redundant.

      diva/divo/all plays on words using this root
      virtuoso
      world-class (unless the item being described legitimately qualifies)
      world-renowned (see above)
      prodigy
      genius
      the next [insert name of artist or composer]
      prestigious

The list will be updated as more irritating turns of phrase are spotted.

What’s on your list? If you’ve not got your own online soapbox, please feel free to use the comments. Diatribes welcome.

Book Meme

Just when Miss Mussel was about to give up hope of finding anything remotely interesting to post today, Oboe Insight comes to the rescue with this meme.

1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people, and acknowledge who tagged you.

The results here at OM Headquarters are:

The challenge of new beings with formidable powers of perception, memory, reasoning and interpretation. Non-carbon-based beings created by humans to eventually replace humans. Are we creating new beings to replace humans, or are we expanding our minds–making a quantum leap into the neocortex to develop our own potential power?

It’s not sci-fi, it’s this.

In lieu of tagging via email, Miss Mussel will just announce to the intertubes that YOU’RE IT!

The Saddest Music In The World

The Walrus has a list going of the saddest music in the world as companion to Moira Farr’s article on music and depression. The usual suspects are there (Tears In Heaven, Joni Mitchell, Patsy Cline) as well a few that are off the beaten track.

Pointing out that there isn’t any classical on the list is simply statement of fact rather than an editorial comment. The argument that classical is the deepest of all musics therefore capable of being the sadder than anything else is unnecessarily dismissive of other people’s experience, not to mention more than a little bit arrogant.

Age and a comparatively small amount of exposure to pop music means that out of the thirty songs on the list, Miss Mussel only actually knows three and one of those is because of the Muppet Show. Life experience also means that most of the music on the OM soundtrack is classical. As such, her nomination for the Saddest Music In The World is the third movement of Brahms Horn Trio Op.40.

(Barenboim/Perlman/Clevenger)

What’s your choice?

All About Mortgages: A Public Service Announcement

No, your eyes are not deceiving you but do feel free to have another swig of coffee. Miss Mussel’s current ghostwriting project is drawing to a close and she is looking forward to the day when she can offload all the subprime-related information that is currently occupying valuable cerebral real estate.

It seems a shame to hog it all for herself. Here’s the highlight reel:

1) Your house is not an ATM Don’t treat it as such. Ever. Not even just this once.
2) If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Run away and don’t look back unless you want to turn into a pillar of salt and/or lose lots of money.
3) Adjustable rate mortgages are nicht so gut unless you really know what you’re doing and have an excellent broker.
4) Diversify your investments. Ask this guy why that is a good idea.

*end announcement*

*cue pledge drive*

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I Feel Like I’ve Heard This Somewhere Before

It appears that The Independent on Sunday is embracing the idea of recycling whole-heartedly. Whether this is due to an increased interest in all things environmental or an indicator that the feature idea well has run dry is another story.

Today’s paper has a story about cellist Natalie Clein busking in St Pancras Station, London.

This would be interesting/newsworthy/relevant if it weren’t for the identical exploits of Joshua Bell and Tasmin Little last April.

Seriously? This is all they could think of?

One thing Miss Mussel was happy to note, however, that the usual handwringing about the death of classical music blah, blah, blah is absent. The number of positive responses what also higher in this outing that the previous two. Coincidence? Doubtful.

Jumping Off A Cliff

If Wellsung, Soho The Dog, Steve Smith and La Cieca are doing it, then so is Miss Mussel.

It’s the birth opera meme. Courtesy of the Met’s archives, you can find out what was playing on the day you were born.

For those born in summer, when the Met is shut, the rule seems to be to check out the Salzburger Festespiele. Or, you could follow Matthew’s lead, just this side of overshare, and go with date of conception instead.

So, 12th December 1978 was:

DON PASQUALE {84}

Don Pasquale…………Gabriel Bacquier
Norina………………Beverly Sills
Ernesto……………..Nicolai Gedda
Dr. Malatesta………..Häkan Hagegärd
Notary………………Nico Castel
Servant……………..Unknown

Conductor……………Nicola Rescigno

Those without blogs that feel compelled to participate may consider the comments their mini-blog for the day.

Now With Handpuppets

Stephen Brookes, music critic at the Washington Post, posted a great video of Anne Sofie von Otter singing Der Erlkonig.

Miss Mussel has always thought that a revue-type version of Der Erlkönig featuring a baritione, his falsetto and a pair of handpuppets would be highly entertaining. Anyone else? No?

One of the perils of the intertubes is that it can suck up a whole lot of time in a big hurry. Time that should be spent creating websites or writing about mortgages. While on Stephen’s most excellent site Miss Mussel happened upon a link to the Cylinder Preservation and Digitization Project at the University of California @ Santa Barbara. Warning: a visit here could take the whole day if you’re not careful.

If you’ve ever doubted the impact of the record on our collective idea of how music should sound, particularly on our ideas regarding rhythm have a listen to this. It’s original to say the least.

End of Year Ephemera

Scrabulous. No longer just for Facebook. Now you can while away the hours playing Scrabble with friends, strangers or the Internet itself. The best part is that the lost hours aren’t wasted but merely part of lifelong program designed to keep the brain limber. It’s educational and therefore guilt free. Plus, knowing words with three letters or less that use a Q, X, J or Z is an invaluable life skill. Like cooking or starting a fire from flint.

Miss Mussel’s Scrabulous alter ego is Scrabtaculous. See you there!