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Spammers Start Class War

Tony Blair may have wanted everyone to believe that class divisions are no longer relevant but this morning’s batch of spam has proved him to be foolishly blind to reality.
“I very much enjoyed visiting your middle-class guestbook. I will tell my son, so he can enjoy it too.”
Thanks to “George,” Miss Mussel can [...]

An OM First

It’s annoying on occasion, but for the most part, Miss Mussel doesn’t mind the spam comments that try to append themselves to posts undetected. She finds it fascinating that, all of the sudden, one post can attract so much for no reason. Random carpet spam.
Sometimes the spam writers are quite creative but mostly [...]

Juxtaposition

NSFW if your work is uptight about anatomically correct vocab, religion or silliness.
After weeks of boring old whitebread home/auto/business insurance spam, Miss Mussel is excited to report that someone has finally taken the initiative and created something worth repeating.
Here’s what “Kathy” sent along this morning.
viagra enlarges penis
I praise God for answering my prayers.
God, you [...]

“All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.”

A rather delightful piece of spam received this weekend from a person styling themselves as The Somalist urging Miss Mussel and her readers to Buy Soma Now!!!!!!.
Handwringers have warned us for years the Brave New World is now. If this spammer is the prophet he claims to be, it seems that worriers the world over [...]